Date
We will go shopping for the best t-shirts we’ll ever wear in the colours that most bring out our eyes.
We will go to the Tate and point at the rich people.
We will go to a big department store and spray perfumes at each other.
We will go to a drive-through car wash without a car but wearing cagoules.
We will pretend to skateboard through Liverpool Street Station but in actual fact we’d just be standing on pieces of mdf.
We will go to the city and shout as loudly as we can at the banks for our money back and when they say money’s all digital now, we’ll say well send us an email then.
